Tuesday, July 30, 2013

time cards, tips, contempt for the public, and the keys to the register



I came across this blog post listing 55 famous authors and what they did for a living before they wrote.  Here's what I've been:
  • Busboy
  • Bellboy
  • English as Foreign Language Teacher
  • Public School Substitute
  • Pub Crawl Guide
  • Fireworks Salesman
  • Production Assistant on Shitty Indie Film
  • Waiter at Fundamentalist Bible Conference Center
  • Office Temp
  • Computer Lab Assistant
  • Actor at Halloween Theme Park
  • Tour Guide at Vatican Museums
Oh, and a biologist once paid me $500 to analyze footage of squids having sex.

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