Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Looks like it's Ladies' Choice.


Most political analysts agree that the 2012 presidential election will be determined in large part by the female vote.  Ladies, in case you haven't been following, let's recap:

If you use birth control, you're a slut (Rush).  If you get raped, it's most likely because you're one of those girls who "rape easy" (Rivard).  If you get pregnant as a result, it's because you secretly wanted (Akin), that gift from God (Mourdock and Santorum).  If you're uninsured and need prenatal care, too bad, you should have thought of that before you got pregnant (GOP across the board).  If you have an abortion, you're a murderer (ditto).  Sure, it might not have been your fault, but that's no excuse (Koster).  Conversely, if you decide to have the baby, but need a helping hand, you're a lazy parasite sponging off the other 53% (Romney).  Oh, and should you discover that your life is compromised by the pregnancy, don't worry, that doesn't really happen (Walsh).

Vote Republican!  And remember: in this election, it's all about the economy.

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