Tuesday, May 15, 2012

they're creeping up on you


Me: You know they say cockroaches will probably survive the nuclear war?

My Brother: Yep.  After that they'll probably evolve to be the dominant species on the planet (because really, how could they not?)  Of course there will probably be a few thousand human survivors living in underground colonies, sustaining themselves on Campbell's soup (because Campbell's soup never goes bad).  After a thousand years, when it's finally safe to come out again, they'll have to battle the giant cockroaches for control of the planet.

Me: You think so?

My Brother: I hope so.

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