So I'm NOT crazy!
Or at least one of my theories isn't crazy.
Sadly, I won't be catching The Hunger Games with the rest of you this weekend. When movies come out in the US, they're usually released the same week in Rome, but dubbed in Italian (and I don't care where the movie's from--I'll take subtitled over dubbed any day of the week.) There are a few theaters scattered around the city that show original language movies a few months after their initial release (typically the top-grossing American films), so there's a chance I might get to see it somewhere down the line.
Bottom Line: If you don't go this weekend, you're lowering my odds, and I will take it personally.